Ext. Train Platform-Day
Narrator: They were supposed to die…
Michael, early twenties, is standing on a train platform surrounded by twelve other would be passengers. All stare forward, shocked by seeing a plane nose dive into their train just hundreds of feet away.
Int- Pet store- Day
A MAN scans the dog food shelf.
Man: Dog eats better than I do.
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Int- Dining Room- Night
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I wrote this with my friend Ben.
Arnold (Schwarzenegger) is walking down the street when a barker hands him a flyer for Rekall–a place where memories of vacations are injected into your mind.
Ext. Theater- Night
The marquee reads: Clark Park Players Present: Murder Mystery
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int. auditorium- Night
Int. Bedroom- Day
Detective MALONE stands amidst the scene of a struggle. The camera follows his description of what happened.
Inaugural meeting of the One World Government.
Secretary General: First on the list: what do we call the world?
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Stock photo of a beautiful suburban home on a cheap green screen. A goon straight out of Goodfellas enters.
I haven’t seen Larry Crowne, but I saw the trailer twice. And it was awful enough to inspire me to write my own Larry Crown.
A young couple sits on a park bench. The boyfriend pantomimes riding a pony and brays like a horse.
Boyfriend: Special delivery from the lovey express: I love you!
It’s about hair, right?
In the living room, Shannon, Cheryl, and Stefunny are playing Scrabble.
Cheryl (being interviewed): I put down car and Shannon made it into carcinogen. She got a double word score and a fifty-point bonus! I never should have played with someone who went to Harvard Hair. Shannon’s all in my head now!
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