Book Titles Edited To Give Away the Ending (age 19)

The Freaking Whale Kills Everybody!
Herman Melville’s Moby Dick

Attempting to Leave Las Vegas, But Dying Instead
John O’Brian’s Leaving Las Vegas

No One Will Finish This Book Because It’s Too Long and I Write Like a Jackass
David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest

Zwinglïaidd
Webster’s Dictionary

Your Hands are All Dirty Now
A Newspaper

You Don’t Get it
A Collection of Cartoons by The New Yorker

I am a Real Book. You Point me Out to Your Friends and Laugh
Taro Gomi’s Everyone Poops

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