Category Archives: Sketches
Mutant Ninja Teenage Turtles
Int. Sewers–Day The four Ninja Turtles– RAPHAEL, MICHELANGELO, DONATELLO, and LEONARDO–have a Turtle Pow-Wow.
People Are Gonna Die
Ext. Train Platform-Day Narrator: They were supposed to die… Michael, early twenties, is standing on a train platform surrounded by twelve other would be passengers. All stare forward, shocked by seeing a plane nose dive into their train just hundreds of … Continue reading
Dog Day Afternoon
Int- Pet store- Day
A MAN scans the dog food shelf.
Man: Dog eats better than I do.
CUT TO
Int- Dining Room- Night
The man eats a cheap TV dinner while a golden retriever eats fancy dog food. Continue reading
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Rekall is a Terrible Idea
I wrote this with my friend Ben. Arnold (Schwarzenegger) is walking down the street when a barker hands him a flyer for Rekall–a place where memories of vacations are injected into your mind.
Frankenstein Detective 2
Ext. Theater- Night The marquee reads: Clark Park Players Present: Murder Mystery CUT TO int. auditorium- Night
Frankenstein Detective
Int. Bedroom- Day Detective MALONE stands amidst the scene of a struggle. The camera follows his description of what happened.
Mobster Insurance Company
Stock photo of a beautiful suburban home on a cheap green screen. A goon straight out of Goodfellas enters.
Love Sickness
A young couple sits on a park bench. The boyfriend pantomimes riding a pony and brays like a horse. Boyfriend: Special delivery from the lovey express: I love you!