Love Sickness

A young couple sits on a park bench. The boyfriend pantomimes riding a pony and brays like a horse.

Boyfriend: Special delivery from the lovey express: I love you!

He gives her a kiss on the cheek.

Girlfriend: I love you too! And I have some lovey oats for your pony.

The girlfriend holds her palm up to her boyfriend, who pretends to eat from it. A man sitting within earshot throws up into his newspaper.

The two lean in and give each other Eskimo kisses. A mother and her baby projectile vomit at one another.

Boyfriend: You’re such a little cuddle chip.

A nearby pigeon upchucks. The sky darkens and thunder roars.

Girlfriend: Oh no! We’ve got to scamper away into our bunny hutch before we get caught in a lovey shower.

The couple runs toward an awning while vomit rains on them from the heavens.

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