If Big Momma’s House 2 Was Green Lit, Then Surely These Ideas Are Gold (age 18)

A fiercely homophobic man accidentally commits his father to an all-gay retirement home and attempts to woo a female nurse.

A Restauranteur tries to revitalize his failing business by hiring buxom waitresses that turn out to be prostitutes, who he inadvertently pimps.

An aging rock star is forced to raise the seven children he illegitimately fathered while on a worldwide tour.

A rogue cop accidentally kills his rookie partner and then pretends that he’s still alive so that he can make it to retirement.

A man falls into a chemical vat and gains the weight of a thousand men.

A cop goes undercover as a lion in an attempt to infiltrate a traveling circus suspected of drug trafficking.

Scientists race against time to destroy the moon in order to combat global warming.

While conducting routine maintenance, an auto mechanic is crushed by a top-secret radioactive powered army vehicle and becomes Car Man.

A police officer goes undercover as a list in an attempt to infiltrate the hard drive of a suspected child pornographer.

A doctor encounters a moral dilemma when he discovers that the cure for AIDS and cancer is contained in baby blood.

A man is offered a million dollars with the condition that he eat half of it over the course of a single week.

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