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Be Prepared
If someone found out I wrote jokes and then told me to tell them one, I’d say, “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Demanding.” “Demanding who?” “Demanding that I tell you a joke is inappropriate.”
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State of the Blog Address
I’ve been mulling over the solution oriented journalism route that I had envisioned for myself and have decided against it. In the course of conducting research, I’ve realized, first off, that there’s plenty of people besides myself that are not … Continue reading
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Addendum to Two Thousand EleBen
I realized I made a mistake when I wrote that, ” The other thing is that given that it is not necessitated that I’m right and whomever I disagree with is wrong.” I do not think it would be accurate … Continue reading
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The Shape of Blogs to Come
Greetings all! I have to figure out how to refer to my collective audience. Marc Maron calls the WTF audience a number of things: Whatthefuckers, Whatthefuckanauts, etc. But it’d be absurd if I called you Kharakhers, Kharakhanauts, Kharakhaphiles, Kharakhnicks, Kharakhaviches, Kharakhers, … Continue reading
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Dr. Scratchensniff and the Holocaust (age 21)
My earliest memory is one I don’t remember having. It’s of me, according to my mother, accidentally mispronouncing words in Russian and causing my parents to laugh hysterically. After that, I’d try to mispronounce words on purpose, but it never … Continue reading
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