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You better believe I performed this at The Magnet! Best Summer Ever–5th Draft INT. DEN- NIGHT LIGHTS UP:
Another sketch I performed at the Magnet. INT. AQUARIUM -DAY People circle a large touch tank. An ANNOUNCER keeps watch.
I wrote this with my friend Ben. Arnold (Schwarzenegger) is walking down the street when a barker hands him a flyer for Rekall–a place where memories of vacations are injected into your mind.
Ext. Theater- Night The marquee reads: Clark Park Players Present: Murder Mystery CUT TO int. auditorium- Night
Int. Bedroom- Day Detective MALONE stands amidst the scene of a struggle. The camera follows his description of what happened.
Stock photo of a beautiful suburban home on a cheap green screen. A goon straight out of Goodfellas enters.
A young couple sits on a park bench. The boyfriend pantomimes riding a pony and brays like a horse. Boyfriend: Special delivery from the lovey express: I love you!
It’s about hair, right? In the living room, Shannon, Cheryl, and Stefunny are playing Scrabble. Cheryl (being interviewed): I put down car and Shannon made it into carcinogen. She got a double word score and a fifty-point bonus! I never … Continue reading
A drunk stumbles into the high school auditorium while the Multicultural Club prances around. Wheel Chair Bound Student: Look, a drunk! Gather ’round everybody!